Was it Something I Said?
Word on the street has it that, once it was pointed out to him that homeless and elderly people were slightly stronger, and thus slightly better able to defend themselves, than a children’s choir … Mo...
View ArticleShellNo Shame
For the love of God, will somebody please give the bourgeoise something to do. They’re bored out of their skulls, and you know what that means. That’s right, they’re going to fuck some shit up, while...
View ArticleEmperor Cited for Indecent Exposure at 4th & Pine
This afternoon, during rush hour, a hundred or so people blocked the intersection of 4th & Pine Streets to protest something I couldn’t completely figure out. I saw a few “black lives matter” (but...
View ArticleA Coward’s Christmas Carol
For the second year in a row, overwhelmingly affluent, overwhelmingly white, overwhelmingly ex-suburban, overwhelmingly gentrifying people are threatening to ruin the Westlake tree lighting...
View ArticleBlack Lives Matter. Affluent Lives Matter More.
On my way home from work today, I stopped to observe a Black Lives Matter rally in Westlake Park. I looked around at all of the people, at all of the signs, and I watched and waited for indication...
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